Every $RSTRAT trade pays 3% in $RETARDIO. The strategy turns it into SOL and buys Retardio Cousins off the floor. Forever.

RETARDIO_STRATEGY.exe
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Total_Retardios_Purchased.dat
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TOTAL RETARDIOS PURCHASED
0
held forever in the strategy wallet
SOL spent-
Treasury value-
Current floor-
Last buy-
C:\STRATEGY\RETARDIOS\
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0 object(s)
Retardio Cousins Classic
How_It_Works.txt
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  1. $RSTRAT trades against $RETARDIO on a Meteora bonding curve.
  2. Every buy and sell pays a 3% fee, collected in $RETARDIO.
  3. The keeper claims the fees and swaps them to SOL.
  4. Whenever it can afford one, it buys the cheapest Retardio Cousin on Magic Eden.
  5. The Retardios stay in the strategy wallet. Nothing is sold.
Paired_With.lnk
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Pair: $RETARDIO
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Contract_Address.txt
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